empire

The glorious Galactic Empire is recruiting! Be a part of something bigger.

Capturing vacations

Remember Alderaan? We made that vacation spot unique. Nobody will be able to one-up your vacation spot, because now it's gone. I hope you took pictures!

Droids

Those droids you're looking for? We promise no Jedi mind tricks here, these are the ones you're looking for.

Precision shooting

All of our stormtroopers are trained to be the most precise of sharpshooters, able to hit any target at any range. Even Obi-Wan Kenobi has admitted, "Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise!"

Big triangle ships

And as we all know, triangles are the strongest shapes in the universe! Or something like that.

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