Remember Alderaan? We made that vacation spot unique. Nobody will be able to one-up your vacation spot, because now it's gone. I hope you took pictures!
Those droids you're looking for? We promise no Jedi mind tricks here, these are the ones you're looking for.
All of our stormtroopers are trained to be the most precise of sharpshooters, able to hit any target at any range. Even Obi-Wan Kenobi has admitted, "Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise!"
And as we all know, triangles are the strongest shapes in the universe! Or something like that.
You genuinely may be force-choked if you don't.